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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:31

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Then came..